The Wolverine getting PWNED thread.

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Thomas wrote:

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

Thomas wrote:

I know this is a Wolvie thread but....when did Tony have "flat-top armor"? And was it inspired by...

New Warriors - Forever Yesterday. It was a story where a woman with a fraction of the Sphinx's power is reincarnated into the present and she finds the Ka stone, she then changes history so that the Sphinx defeated Moses instead of being defeated by Moses. Together they slowly take over the world and rule from thousands of years in the past until the present.

wow.....i just read all that and let it sink in, and my nose just started bleeding

and is Cap black?

....or is that just bad coloring or Cap after bronzing or sumthin?

Yes he's black. They also had Horus on the team instead of Thor.

Thomas wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Thomas wrote:

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

Thomas wrote:

I know this is a Wolvie thread but....when did Tony have "flat-top armor"? And was it inspired by...

New Warriors - Forever Yesterday. It was a story where a woman with a fraction of the Sphinx's power is reincarnated into the present and she finds the Ka stone, she then changes history so that the Sphinx defeated Moses instead of being defeated by Moses. Together they slowly take over the world and rule from thousands of years in the past until the present.

wow.....i just read all that and let it sink in, and my nose just started bleeding

and is Cap black?

....or is that just bad coloring or Cap after bronzing or sumthin?

Yes he's black. They also had Horus on the team instead of Thor.

He wasn't black, he was Assyrian, hence the name Captain Assyria...

GoZ wrote:

Thomas wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Thomas wrote:

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

Thomas wrote:

I know this is a Wolvie thread but....when did Tony have "flat-top armor"? And was it inspired by...

New Warriors - Forever Yesterday. It was a story where a woman with a fraction of the Sphinx's power is reincarnated into the present and she finds the Ka stone, she then changes history so that the Sphinx defeated Moses instead of being defeated by Moses. Together they slowly take over the world and rule from thousands of years in the past until the present.

wow.....i just read all that and let it sink in, and my nose just started bleeding

and is Cap black?

....or is that just bad coloring or Cap after bronzing or sumthin?

Yes he's black. They also had Horus on the team instead of Thor.

He wasn't black, he was Assyrian, hence the name Captain Assyria...

Just to clear things up...he's not black but he is an Ass-man?

Hah! Logan gets KTFO and then wakes up on a raft in the middle of the ocean

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Hah! Logan gets KTFO and then wakes up on a raft in the middle of the ocean

lol

TJ wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Hah! Logan gets KTFO and then wakes up on a raft in the middle of the ocean

lol

its pretty smart if you think about it...Logan cant track their scent if he's out in the middle of the fuckin Pacific or wherever....Pun did the same thing with the bulldozer

now i wanna know want the note on his chest said....

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

TJ wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Hah! Logan gets KTFO and then wakes up on a raft in the middle of the ocean

lol

its pretty smart if you think about it...Logan cant track their scent if he's out in the middle of the fuckin Pacific or wherever....Pun did the same thing with the bulldozer

now i wanna know want the note on his chest said....

if it was me i would've written "hahahahahahahahahaha"

or instead of a note.......I would've done a polaroid, of wolverine getting knocked the fuck out.

TJ wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

TJ wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Hah! Logan gets KTFO and then wakes up on a raft in the middle of the ocean

lol

its pretty smart if you think about it...Logan cant track their scent if he's out in the middle of the fuckin Pacific or wherever....Pun did the same thing with the bulldozer

now i wanna know want the note on his chest said....

if it was me i would've written "hahahahahahahahahaha"

or instead of a note.......I would've done a polaroid, of wolverine getting knocked the fuck out.

I would have made it a pic of him being violated by Northstar.

CaptainJoel wrote:

TJ wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

TJ wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Hah! Logan gets KTFO and then wakes up on a raft in the middle of the ocean

lol

its pretty smart if you think about it...Logan cant track their scent if he's out in the middle of the fuckin Pacific or wherever....Pun did the same thing with the bulldozer

now i wanna know want the note on his chest said....

if it was me i would've written "hahahahahahahahahaha"

or instead of a note.......I would've done a polaroid, of wolverine getting knocked the fuck out.

I would have made it a pic of him being violated by Northstar.

hahaha....with the words "gotcha bitch"

and ive never heard of this Blok guy before but apparently he's fuckin cock deez, i think that devil thing Logan briefly saw was the demon guy he has to fight in the afterlife everytime he dies

so Blok basically almost killed Logan with one punch, fuckin raw

WW Hulk pwnage

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

WW Hulk pwnage

That's been a favorite for a while now.


I just thought of something. This thread would be Tool Box 360's worst nightmare. I don't have time but somebody should.

That's pretty much why this thread was started.

True Believer wrote:

That's pretty much why this thread was started.

States it right in the first post.

TJ wrote:

True Believer wrote:

That's pretty much why this thread was started.

States it right in the first post.

Don't use facts against me folks.

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

TJ wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

TJ wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Hah! Logan gets KTFO and then wakes up on a raft in the middle of the ocean

lol

its pretty smart if you think about it...Logan cant track their scent if he's out in the middle of the fuckin Pacific or wherever....Pun did the same thing with the bulldozer

now i wanna know want the note on his chest said....

if it was me i would've written "hahahahahahahahahaha"

or instead of a note.......I would've done a polaroid, of wolverine getting knocked the fuck out.

I would have made it a pic of him being violated by Northstar.

hahaha....with the words "gotcha bitch"

and ive never heard of this Blok guy before but apparently he's fuckin cock deez, i think that devil thing Logan briefly saw was the demon guy he has to fight in the afterlife everytime he dies

so Blok basically almost killed Logan with one punch, fuckin raw

I think that or he nearly died from unlubed superfast rape by Northstar.

....burnt down to the skeleton again by Mordo

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

....burnt down to the skeleton again by Mordo

I'm starting to think he's making that into a habit

Logan gets pwned hard by Bloody Mary

set on fire, blinded, then has his throat cut......and STILL manages to beat the bitch down

Logan gets knocked through a Jeep Wrangler buy Cap

second panel is classic

LOL one of my favorite ownings, not just Wolverine related, but of all time

Pun utterly UTTERLY owns the hell out of Logan with a rocket launcher

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

LOL one of my favorite ownings, not just Wolverine related, but of all time

Pun utterly UTTERLY owns the hell out of Logan with a rocket launcher

That's fucking awesome. If I ever write a Wolvie story I'll have to have somebody gut him, show the blood and everything else spill out, and then tie him to a tree with his own intestines.

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

LOL one of my favorite ownings, not just Wolverine related, but of all time

Pun utterly UTTERLY owns the hell out of Logan with a rocket launcher

That's fucking awesome. If I ever write a Wolvie story I'll have to have somebody gut him, show the blood and everything else spill out, and then tie him to a tree with his own intestines.

i think this is the ONLY time Logan has screamed like a girl for help

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

LOL one of my favorite ownings, not just Wolverine related, but of all time

Pun utterly UTTERLY owns the hell out of Logan with a rocket launcher

That's fucking awesome. If I ever write a Wolvie story I'll have to have somebody gut him, show the blood and everything else spill out, and then tie him to a tree with his own intestines.

i think this is the ONLY time Logan has screamed like a girl for help

well he did just get bazooka'd by the Punisher

Shaun wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:

LOL one of my favorite ownings, not just Wolverine related, but of all time

Pun utterly UTTERLY owns the hell out of Logan with a rocket launcher

That's fucking awesome. If I ever write a Wolvie story I'll have to have somebody gut him, show the blood and everything else spill out, and then tie him to a tree with his own intestines.

i think this is the ONLY time Logan has screamed like a girl for help

well he did just get bazooka'd by the Punisher

right in the babymaker too....