dammit bayani!!

this is my post about everything that pisses me off about bayani


i encourage to post here talking about how the guy pisses you off sometimes

-he tells me to go to my room whenever i speak
- he says your mom jokes to me all the time
-he won't respond to my question on where he is moving
-he has glasses
-his internet sucks
-he wears glasses
-he likes runaways/new avengers

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

-he tells me to go to my room whenever i speak
- he says your mom jokes to me all the time
-he won't respond to my question on where he is moving
-he has glasses
-his internet sucks
-he wears glasses
-he likes runaways/new avengers

And you don't?

Hedinnweis wrote:

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

-he tells me to go to my room whenever i speak
- he says your mom jokes to me all the time
-he won't respond to my question on where he is moving
-he has glasses
-his internet sucks
-he wears glasses
-he likes runaways/new avengers

And you don't?

okay i take that back

it isnt that bad

-he still has my copy of no more heroes
-he talks alotta trash at smash bros.
-he always kicks my ass at smash bros
-he wears glasses

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

-he tells me to go to my room whenever i speak
- he says your mom jokes to me all the time
-he won't respond to my question on where he is moving
-he has glasses
-his internet sucks
-he wears glasses
-he likes runaways/new avengers

go to your room

bayani wrote:

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

-he tells me to go to my room whenever i speak
- he says your mom jokes to me all the time
-he won't respond to my question on where he is moving
-he has glasses
-his internet sucks
-he wears glasses
-he likes runaways/new avengers

go to your room

i banged your wife

just you and me online now john

welcome to thunder dome bitch!

actually i'm signing off now night

oh ya and

-he wears glasses

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

bayani wrote:

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

-he tells me to go to my room whenever i speak
- he says your mom jokes to me all the time
-he won't respond to my question on where he is moving
-he has glasses
-his internet sucks
-he wears glasses
-he likes runaways/new avengers

go to your room

i banged your wife

She would kill you if you tried. I'm talking murder with a fire poker. She shows no mercy. . . It's hot.

speaking of which, we were walking to our car from our apt and these 4 guys were in the alley. It was dark so i didn't realize that they were still in HS so it was kinda intimidating 'cause they were just hangin' out in an alley at midnight. They are on both sides so when we walk through we're surrounded. One of 'em goes, "damn, you got bigger titties than Trina. What up girl?"

At this point I'm like, "shit! I'm gonna say something and these guys are gonna kick the shit out of me!" and out loud I say, "got something to say to my wife!?" and step towards him. that was a dumb comeback because he had something to say to my wife, and he just said it, but fuck it, gotta look intimidating before I get wailed on.

Now me looking intimidating is. . . well. . . I weigh 150 and wear glasses. I usually get friends when I need to look menacing because it just doesn't work.

The kid studders and gets out of my way while his friends laugh at him.

Still can't believe that worked.

btw, this should go in the miscellaneous not general.

Shadowrenderer wrote:

bayani wrote:

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

bayani wrote:

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

-he tells me to go to my room whenever i speak
- he says your mom jokes to me all the time
-he won't respond to my question on where he is moving
-he has glasses
-his internet sucks
-he wears glasses
-he likes runaways/new avengers

go to your room

i banged your wife

She would kill you if you tried. I'm talking murder with a fire poker. She shows no mercy. . . It's hot.

speaking of which, we were walking to our car from our apt and these 4 guys were in the alley. It was dark so i didn't realize that they were still in HS so it was kinda intimidating 'cause they were just hangin' out in an alley at midnight. They are on both sides so when we walk through we're surrounded. One of 'em goes, "damn, you got bigger titties than Trina. What up girl?"

At this point I'm like, "shit! I'm gonna say something and these guys are gonna kick the shit out of me!" and out loud I say, "got something to say to my wife!?" and step towards him. that was a dumb comeback because he had something to say to my wife, and he just said it, but fuck it, gotta look intimidating before I get wailed on.

Now me looking intimidating is. . . well. . . I weigh 150 and wear glasses. I usually get friends when I need to look menacing because it just doesn't work.

The kid studders and gets out of my way while his friends laugh at him.

Still can't believe that worked.

haha Well done!

& does she?



don't answer that!

idk i don't really remember lol

but those glasses are pretty intimidating

this is lame.

bayani wrote:

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

bayani wrote:

Maxyboi2424 wrote:

-he tells me to go to my room whenever i speak
- he says your mom jokes to me all the time
-he won't respond to my question on where he is moving
-he has glasses
-his internet sucks
-he wears glasses
-he likes runaways/new avengers

go to your room

i banged your wife

She would kill you if you tried. I'm talking murder with a fire poker. She shows no mercy. . . It's hot.

speaking of which, we were walking to our car from our apt and these 4 guys were in the alley. It was dark so i didn't realize that they were still in HS so it was kinda intimidating 'cause they were just hangin' out in an alley at midnight. They are on both sides so when we walk through we're surrounded. One of 'em goes, "damn, you got bigger titties than Trina. What up girl?"

At this point I'm like, "shit! I'm gonna say something and these guys are gonna kick the shit out of me!" and out loud I say, "got something to say to my wife!?" and step towards him. that was a dumb comeback because he had something to say to my wife, and he just said it, but fuck it, gotta look intimidating before I get wailed on.

Now me looking intimidating is. . . well. . . I weigh 150 and wear glasses. I usually get friends when I need to look menacing because it just doesn't work.

The kid studders and gets out of my way while his friends laugh at him.

Still can't believe that worked.

I knwo the kinda thing!!! I shit talked a drug dealer at the mini mart like two nights ago.

He drew his gun on me and I talked him off!!

XDDDD

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

bayani....the ARA needs pictures of your wife. You don't need to include her head. It's what Johny King would do.

what he said
i didn't really get a good look at her when i me her

YEAH!(i didnt know you had one.) but same goes for jjim! post the damn pictures!

-he is hardly ever online to see how i have undermined his achievements daily
-he listens to rap music
-fuckin wetback

aaww, is he mexican? dont tell me he's mexican. dont ruin my dreams bayani, are you....tell me youre not mexican god daMNit. youre a mexican arent you son of a bitch, not you. not youits fine, we can get pass this, GOD DAMN IT! YOU COULDNT JUST BE HAWAIIAN COULD YOU!? damn.

Tayley wrote:

aaww, is he mexican? dont tell me he's mexican. dont ruin my dreams bayani, are you....tell me youre not mexican god daMNit. youre a mexican arent you son of a bitch, not you. not youits fine, we can get pass this, GOD DAMN IT! YOU COULDNT JUST BE HAWAIIAN COULD YOU!? damn.

actually it's an inside joke, he is like Philippino fuck did i spell that right, doubt it


or something like that, i just always call him that just to piss him off a little bit, ignorant racism lolz

....dont do that. you almost gave me a heart attack

Tayley wrote:

....dont do that. you almost gave me a heart attack

haha no........fuckin mexicans

damnit. i think jim is mexican. JIM, IF YOU POST THOSE PIRATE PARTY PICS, I WONT HATE MEXICANS, and oh my god that sounds like a game of mad libs at the parliament house.

Tayley wrote:

damnit. i think jim is mexican. JIM, IF YOU POST THOSE PIRATE PARTY PICS, I WONT HATE MEXICANS, and oh my god that sounds like a game of mad libs at the parliament house.

is jim Mr.Wholesome?
i think it is!
am i right?
I THINK I AM!

no. thats wholesome. jim is the other guy....the guy who posts with the name "JIM."


SERIOUSLY? really.