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minimalist Global
Age : 37
| Subject: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:51 pm | |
| Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is? Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe. To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one… Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally) in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits. Allow me to break this down for you. Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once. Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? | |
| | | TJ Dark Prime
Age : 37
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:53 pm | |
| Good job with copy and paste. | |
| | | LifesTruesin Rogue
Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:18 pm | |
| so wait....Wally can kick his own ass? Cause his my top hero | |
| | | PeteWisdom The Chief of Sarcasm
Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:15 am | |
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| | | True Believer the numero dos
Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:16 am | |
| - LifesTruesin wrote:
- so wait....Wally can kick his own ass? Cause his my top hero
I'm sure he's fast enough to do that. | |
| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:54 pm | |
| - minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? |
| | | Hedinnweis Local
Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:01 pm | |
| - Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. | |
| | | REEF aka Luke Cage The Man of Tomorrow
Age : 37
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:09 pm | |
| ...a message for Wally West from Black Adam | |
| | | Mr.Wholesome Kingbreaker
Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:23 pm | |
| But can he beat Superman in a race? | |
| | | DanElectro The Man of Tomorrow
Age : 85
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:42 pm | |
| I'm convinced. | |
| | | Aycock The Omega
Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:09 pm | |
| Post the whole issue in the scan section. It looks good and we don't have any flash in there. | |
| | | REEF aka Luke Cage The Man of Tomorrow
Age : 37
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 pm | |
| - Mr.Wholesome wrote:
- But can he beat Superman in a race?
Wholesome....dont open that can of crow with one stone!!! | |
| | | TJ Dark Prime
Age : 37
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:54 pm | |
| - REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:
- Mr.Wholesome wrote:
- But can he beat Superman in a race?
Wholesome....dont open that can of crow with one stone!!! hhhmmmm it might be a close one. | |
| | | PeteWisdom The Chief of Sarcasm
Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:37 pm | |
| - Hedinnweis wrote:
- Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. if by "off day" you mean a pathetically written story with a "Bendis Luke Cage Sized Hard On" for Deathstroke in mind. Then Yes. Absolutely. | |
| | | Aycock The Omega
Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:49 pm | |
| - PeteWisdom wrote:
- Hedinnweis wrote:
- Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. if by "off day" you mean a pathetically written story with a "Bendis Luke Cage Sized Hard On" for Deathstroke in mind.
Then Yes. Absolutely. HE SET OFF EXPLOSIVES!!!!! IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!! | |
| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:28 pm | |
| - Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Hedinnweis wrote:
- Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. if by "off day" you mean a pathetically written story with a "Bendis Luke Cage Sized Hard On" for Deathstroke in mind.
Then Yes. Absolutely. HE SET OFF EXPLOSIVES!!!!! IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!! really? did you not read Mini's post? He wasn't bothered by a nuke going off, why would anything Deathstroke had to offer be more difficult? |
| | | PeteWisdom The Chief of Sarcasm
Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:29 pm | |
| - Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Hedinnweis wrote:
- Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. if by "off day" you mean a pathetically written story with a "Bendis Luke Cage Sized Hard On" for Deathstroke in mind.
Then Yes. Absolutely. HE SET OFF EXPLOSIVES!!!!! IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!! Given the fact that Wally was just shown evacuating a half of a million people in a mere fraction of a second.... I think a few landmines and a sword from Deathstroke is a laughable attempt. Yes I know he did it.. but obviously the writer has a massive and unjustifiable hard on for Deathstroke. so why wouldn't Wally just dodge the sword? Or you know... the mines shouldn't have even gone off in front of him if Wally was even somewhat serious. | |
| | | Aycock The Omega
Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:08 pm | |
| - PeteWisdom wrote:
- Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Hedinnweis wrote:
- Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. if by "off day" you mean a pathetically written story with a "Bendis Luke Cage Sized Hard On" for Deathstroke in mind.
Then Yes. Absolutely. HE SET OFF EXPLOSIVES!!!!! IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!! Given the fact that Wally was just shown evacuating a half of a million people in a mere fraction of a second....
I think a few landmines and a sword from Deathstroke is a laughable attempt. Yes I know he did it.. but obviously the writer has a massive and unjustifiable hard on for Deathstroke.
so why wouldn't Wally just dodge the sword? Or you know... the mines shouldn't have even gone off in front of him if Wally was even somewhat serious. Sue had just died, and Wally was all sad and stuff. It's hard to see a sword while running full speed with tears in your eyes (first time in history anyone has ever said that). Plus if the writter writes it, it is so. | |
| | | True Believer the numero dos
Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:19 am | |
| - Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Hedinnweis wrote:
- Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. if by "off day" you mean a pathetically written story with a "Bendis Luke Cage Sized Hard On" for Deathstroke in mind.
Then Yes. Absolutely. HE SET OFF EXPLOSIVES!!!!! IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!! Given the fact that Wally was just shown evacuating a half of a million people in a mere fraction of a second....
I think a few landmines and a sword from Deathstroke is a laughable attempt. Yes I know he did it.. but obviously the writer has a massive and unjustifiable hard on for Deathstroke.
so why wouldn't Wally just dodge the sword? Or you know... the mines shouldn't have even gone off in front of him if Wally was even somewhat serious. Sue had just died, and Wally was all sad and stuff. It's hard to see a sword while running full speed with tears in your eyes (first time in history anyone has ever said that). Plus if the writter writes it, it is so. I'm going to become a professional comic writer and write a story about how you tried to shove as many penii in your mouth as humanly possible. | |
| | | Mr.Wholesome Kingbreaker
Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:48 am | |
| - True Believer wrote:
- Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Hedinnweis wrote:
- Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. if by "off day" you mean a pathetically written story with a "Bendis Luke Cage Sized Hard On" for Deathstroke in mind.
Then Yes. Absolutely. HE SET OFF EXPLOSIVES!!!!! IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!! Given the fact that Wally was just shown evacuating a half of a million people in a mere fraction of a second....
I think a few landmines and a sword from Deathstroke is a laughable attempt. Yes I know he did it.. but obviously the writer has a massive and unjustifiable hard on for Deathstroke.
so why wouldn't Wally just dodge the sword? Or you know... the mines shouldn't have even gone off in front of him if Wally was even somewhat serious. Sue had just died, and Wally was all sad and stuff. It's hard to see a sword while running full speed with tears in your eyes (first time in history anyone has ever said that). Plus if the writter writes it, it is so. I'm going to become a professional comic writer and write a story about how you tried to shove as many penii in your mouth as humanly possible. And I will read that issue of Aquaman (looks over shoulder to see if Red's her to kill me). | |
| | | Aycock The Omega
Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:00 am | |
| - True Believer wrote:
- Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Hedinnweis wrote:
- Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. if by "off day" you mean a pathetically written story with a "Bendis Luke Cage Sized Hard On" for Deathstroke in mind.
Then Yes. Absolutely. HE SET OFF EXPLOSIVES!!!!! IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!! Given the fact that Wally was just shown evacuating a half of a million people in a mere fraction of a second....
I think a few landmines and a sword from Deathstroke is a laughable attempt. Yes I know he did it.. but obviously the writer has a massive and unjustifiable hard on for Deathstroke.
so why wouldn't Wally just dodge the sword? Or you know... the mines shouldn't have even gone off in front of him if Wally was even somewhat serious. Sue had just died, and Wally was all sad and stuff. It's hard to see a sword while running full speed with tears in your eyes (first time in history anyone has ever said that). Plus if the writter writes it, it is so. I'm going to become a professional comic writer and write a story about how you tried to shove as many penii in your mouth as humanly possible. As mean as that would be, it would be funny as hell to see the fanboys faces as they hit that "twist" in the story. Make sure it's the ending of a mega event or something. "I don't know man, batman was riding that eagle into the valcano and it was awesome and the all of the sudden....... what the hell man!!!!" | |
| | | PeteWisdom The Chief of Sarcasm
Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:07 am | |
| - Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Aycock wrote:
- PeteWisdom wrote:
- Hedinnweis wrote:
- Jim! wrote:
- minimalist wrote:
- Okay guys you wanted to know just how freakin amazing Wally West is?
Well if I havent convinced you yet... Take a seat and let uncle mini tell you a story of the fastest thing that has ever existed.... in any universe.
To put these two pages into context, Fernus the Burning has sent a nuclear bomb into North Korean airspace. The city of Chongjin is about to catch a bad one…
Superman was chasing the bomb but couldn't catch up in time... Just as he's about to reach it... I mean his fingers are almost touching it... It detonates! ( This also shows you just how fuckin tough supes is too... He survives a point blank Nuclear explosion without missing a beat... ok back to Wally)
in .00001 microseconds Wally runs 500,000 people 35 miles outside the city limits.
Allow me to break this down for you.
Wally having done this in .00001 microseconds puts him so far beyond the speed of light that it becomes utterly ridiculous. Wally traveled 70 miles, round trip, at least 250,000 times. That’s the equivalent of 17,500,000 miles, also known as a hair over 3/4 of the way from the Earth to the sun. He ran a total of 17,500,000 miles in one hundred-thousandth of a microsecond. Multiply that by one hundred thousand to get the distance he can run in one second, and then multiply THAT by sixty for the distance he can run in one minute, and then THAT by sixty again to get his mph. I got 6,300,000,000,000,000,000,000mph. Thats 6.3 sextillion miles per freakin second. That’s 34,054,054,054,054,054 times the speed of light. And that’s if I lowball it and say he always carried two people at once.
Now do you guys understand why Wally should be unstoppable? And yet, Deathstroke could anticipate that Wally was going to come at him from behind and stabbed Wally with his sword, before the Flash could react...did I get that right? hahahaha. yes. Yes you did. Must've been one of Wally's "off" days. if by "off day" you mean a pathetically written story with a "Bendis Luke Cage Sized Hard On" for Deathstroke in mind.
Then Yes. Absolutely. HE SET OFF EXPLOSIVES!!!!! IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!! Given the fact that Wally was just shown evacuating a half of a million people in a mere fraction of a second....
I think a few landmines and a sword from Deathstroke is a laughable attempt. Yes I know he did it.. but obviously the writer has a massive and unjustifiable hard on for Deathstroke.
so why wouldn't Wally just dodge the sword? Or you know... the mines shouldn't have even gone off in front of him if Wally was even somewhat serious. Sue had just died, and Wally was all sad and stuff. It's hard to see a sword while running full speed with tears in your eyes (first time in history anyone has ever said that). Plus if the writter writes it, it is so. uh huh... denial is a bitch isn't it? Well I guess that means Deadpool can take on a good amount of the JLA with relative ease then. Since he is basically Slade Wilson with a healing factor... oh and at least has a personality... what else... hmmm oh yeah.. HE'S SUPERIOR. | |
| | | minimalist Global
Age : 37
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:10 pm | |
| Damn you Aycock... you buy into that Deathstroke BS?
Do you also believe that Black Panther can kick the Surfers ass whenever he wants...
Next time Galactus comes calling, why not just call Black Panther to put him in the Boston Crab and save the day in record time.
That entire scene would have looked like a still picture to Wally.
....stupid landmines..... stupid, stupid story.....
DAMMIT! | |
| | | minimalist Global
Age : 37
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:14 pm | |
| - REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:
- ...a message for Wally West from Black Adam
No way!!!! Black Adam could only tickle SBP... SBP is afraid of Wally. | |
| | | TJ Dark Prime
Age : 37
| Subject: Re: Wally West will Kick your favorite heroes ass... Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:21 pm | |
| - minimalist wrote:
- REEF aka Luke Cage wrote:
- ...a message for Wally West from Black Adam
No way!!!!
Black Adam could only tickle SBP...
SBP is afraid of Wally. He's not afraid of Wally........he's afraid of the Speed Force (slight difference despite the force being inside Wally). But Prime has broken out of the Speed Force.....I'm sure he's gotten better at it. | |
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