Educate Yourself (nerd version)

This is a thread where people say stupid stuff to you about comics videogames or whatever and try to pass it off as fact. I had two things happen yesterday

1. "Superman is the only big character to die." I decided to not be a dick with this comment and just calmly went down a list off of the top of my head of big characters that have died.....WonderWoman, Hall Jordan and the list goes on. Than stating that death is really nothing but a revolving door in comics.

2. Rebellion IS Force Edge (Devil May Cry)-This came from a friend of mine who has played all the games, but apparently forgets three. We were discussing which sword is stronger Rebellion or Yamato. I said Yamato because it opened up the Hell Gate and so on. He said Rebellion because its true form is Sparda Sword. I said "your thinking of force edge." He said, "No their not, Force Edge was just re-named in 2." I said "Go play Devil May Cry 3 again where Dante uses Rebellion and Force Edge is the sword that Arkham grabs hold of in front of the gates to Hell."

...renamed in 2?

clearly forgot that you can play as trish who wields the sparda sword. Meaning Dante does not have the force edge.

Tim Radd wrote:

...renamed in 2?

clearly forgot that you can play as trish who wields the sparda sword. Meaning Dante does not have the force edge.

that too.

Who's HALL Jordan?

GoZ wrote:

Who's HALL Jordan?

A really long greenish colored hallway located in the country of Jordan.

minimalist wrote:

GoZ wrote:

Who's HALL Jordan?

Hit the "L" one too many times.

My dad keeps telling me that all of his back issues of Spawn will one day be worth millions of dollars and he will sell them to a comic shop and retire.

I took him to a bunch of comic shops to have them appraised and he said they were all haters.

CaptainJoel wrote:

My dad keeps telling me that all of his back issues of Spawn will one day be worth millions of dollars and he will sell them to a comic shop and retire.

I took him to a bunch of comic shops to have them appraised and he said they were all haters.

Maybe if the gets some Todd McFarlane splooge on them it will be worth something.

TJ wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

My dad keeps telling me that all of his back issues of Spawn will one day be worth millions of dollars and he will sell them to a comic shop and retire.

I took him to a bunch of comic shops to have them appraised and he said they were all haters.

Maybe if the gets some Todd McFarlane splooge on them it will be worth something.

He doesn't want to do anything with them besides read them on the crapper.

They just stay bundled up in his porn collection chest till the day he decides to either read them or sell them.

I have no idea who he'll sell them to.

CaptainJoel wrote:

TJ wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

My dad keeps telling me that all of his back issues of Spawn will one day be worth millions of dollars and he will sell them to a comic shop and retire.

I took him to a bunch of comic shops to have them appraised and he said they were all haters.

Maybe if the gets some Todd McFarlane splooge on them it will be worth something.

He doesn't want to do anything with them besides read them on the crapper.

They just stay bundled up in his porn collection chest till the day he decides to either read them or sell them.

I have no idea who he'll sell them to.

Good. That's the only place suitable to read them.

Hedinnweis wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

TJ wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

My dad keeps telling me that all of his back issues of Spawn will one day be worth millions of dollars and he will sell them to a comic shop and retire.

I took him to a bunch of comic shops to have them appraised and he said they were all haters.

Maybe if the gets some Todd McFarlane splooge on them it will be worth something.

He doesn't want to do anything with them besides read them on the crapper.

They just stay bundled up in his porn collection chest till the day he decides to either read them or sell them.

I have no idea who he'll sell them to.

Good. That's the only place suitable to read them.

Good one Hedinn, that's a keeper.

CaptainJoel wrote:

TJ wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

My dad keeps telling me that all of his back issues of Spawn will one day be worth millions of dollars and he will sell them to a comic shop and retire.

I took him to a bunch of comic shops to have them appraised and he said they were all haters.

Maybe if the gets some Todd McFarlane splooge on them it will be worth something.

He doesn't want to do anything with them besides read them on the crapper.

They just stay bundled up in his porn collection chest till the day he decides to either read them or sell them.

I have no idea who he'll sell them to.

Help him out.
Find some kid who doesn't know anything about comics but thinks that spawn looks badass and isnt a pansy like that fag superman and tell him how EXTREMELY AWESOME AND RARE THEY ARE and scribble "Seth McFarlane", not Todd, Seth, on the cover of issue 1 and sell it to him for triple what its worth.

shazam! wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

TJ wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

My dad keeps telling me that all of his back issues of Spawn will one day be worth millions of dollars and he will sell them to a comic shop and retire.

I took him to a bunch of comic shops to have them appraised and he said they were all haters.

Maybe if the gets some Todd McFarlane splooge on them it will be worth something.

He doesn't want to do anything with them besides read them on the crapper.

They just stay bundled up in his porn collection chest till the day he decides to either read them or sell them.

I have no idea who he'll sell them to.

Help him out.
Find some kid who doesn't know anything about comics but thinks that spawn looks badass and isnt a pansy like that fag superman and tell him how EXTREMELY AWESOME AND RARE THEY ARE and scribble "Seth McFarlane", not Todd, Seth, on the cover of issue 1 and sell it to him for triple what its worth.

"HOLY CRAP I THINK PETER MAKES AN APPEARANCE WITH DEATH IN THIS ISSUE!!!!" hahaha great.

shazam! wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

TJ wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

My dad keeps telling me that all of his back issues of Spawn will one day be worth millions of dollars and he will sell them to a comic shop and retire.

I took him to a bunch of comic shops to have them appraised and he said they were all haters.

Maybe if the gets some Todd McFarlane splooge on them it will be worth something.

He doesn't want to do anything with them besides read them on the crapper.

They just stay bundled up in his porn collection chest till the day he decides to either read them or sell them.

I have no idea who he'll sell them to.

Help him out.
Find some kid who doesn't know anything about comics but thinks that spawn looks badass and isnt a pansy like that fag superman and tell him how EXTREMELY AWESOME AND RARE THEY ARE and scribble "Seth McFarlane", not Todd, Seth, on the cover of issue 1 and sell it to him for triple what its worth.

I will attempt something like this.

CaptainJoel wrote:

shazam! wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

TJ wrote:

CaptainJoel wrote:

My dad keeps telling me that all of his back issues of Spawn will one day be worth millions of dollars and he will sell them to a comic shop and retire.

I took him to a bunch of comic shops to have them appraised and he said they were all haters.

Maybe if the gets some Todd McFarlane splooge on them it will be worth something.

He doesn't want to do anything with them besides read them on the crapper.

They just stay bundled up in his porn collection chest till the day he decides to either read them or sell them.

I have no idea who he'll sell them to.

Help him out.
Find some kid who doesn't know anything about comics but thinks that spawn looks badass and isnt a pansy like that fag superman and tell him how EXTREMELY AWESOME AND RARE THEY ARE and scribble "Seth McFarlane", not Todd, Seth, on the cover of issue 1 and sell it to him for triple what its worth.

I will attempt something like this.

I remember back in the day when Spawn was cool and his comics were worth something. I remember trying so hard to find all the issues. Now I wish I had all that money back.

That kind of reminds of what I said in the "You're a real comic fan if" thread. Half-steppin' comic "fanboys" always seems to think any comic more than fifteen years old or anything with a number 1 on the cover are worth lots of money.

Today my brother tried to tell me that the Wolverine: Origins movie was good and true to the comics.

howie024m wrote:

Today my brother tried to tell me that the Wolverine: Origins movie was good and true to the comics.

that happened to me too, and the same person said dragonball evolution wasnt bad. pfft. THEY BOTH FUCKING SUCKED!! so i went off nerd style and tore their beliefs a new asshole. rest assured they wont speak those movies names in reverance ever again

True Believer wrote:

That kind of reminds of what I said in the "You're a real comic fan if" thread. Half-steppin' comic "fanboys" always seems to think any comic more than fifteen years old or anything with a number 1 on the cover are worth lots of money.

Yes, that's what my dad does.

He also believes that he can buy special comic book and movie-themed monopoly games and play them once, re-wrap them and keep them till he's old and can sell it and retire off the money.

He has Spider-man, X-Men, Star Wars, and I think a Marvel, Monopoly.... and I have not been allowed to touch them once.

i saw part of wolverine origins and thought to myself, "......is that fucking will.i.am?"

so yeah i may have to sit that one out. however, i did have fun making black eyed peas puns.

Will.i>am may be the worst part about that movie.

GoZ wrote:

howie024m wrote:

Today my brother tried to tell me that the Wolverine: Origins movie was good and true to the comics.

Your brother is a soft headed twat, and a danger to us all!

Spoiler:

Oh that's an understatement and we don't need to respect him.

munson! wrote:

howie024m wrote:

Today my brother tried to tell me that the Wolverine: Origins movie was good and true to the comics.

that happened to me too, and the same person said dragonball evolution wasnt bad. pfft. THEY BOTH FUCKING SUCKED!! so i went off nerd style and tore their beliefs a new asshole. rest assured they wont speak those movies names in reverance ever again

Haha...good!