Farewell address.

yes the time has come. as of around 1:30 pm, i could possibly be making my final post on the Anti-Registration Act forums. (hold for applause/boo's. ...((not like jiggaboos)

it's been a long strange journey. for over a year i've convoluted, and assisted in tebowing the internet with you guys, and it is here, days before our most important victory that i must leave you. for i have bigger, grander endevours ahead. i really have done all i can here in the ARA, and it's time i, to use a cliche, "take my ball and go home."

Note, this is not an "i've lost my smile speech, OH NO! this is anything but! i have infact gained my smile here. like i've mentioned we've had great moments. from the start over at MCB, where some of us have migrated back to. not because we have to, but because its necessary, and its kind of our unwritten duty. they're gettin a little rowdy over there and need to be put in their place by the original danksters of the internet. i'm proud to say that i was a part of the group that made that place what it is today, and in turn built our own community in the face of adversity and made our own utopia. we've done things of historic proportions here in the ara, and you will all be remembered for it.

you've each helped me through hard times with words of humor and wisdom...and pics of your family. you know who you are. and you wont be forgotten. i'll actually try and go out of the norm and keep this short. basically, im glad we got this time together. now we all move on to bigger and better things.

as far as will i be back....it'd be silly to say no, but however, it is a very likely possibility. however, "NEVER. SAY. NEVER."

im not going to go through the list of why each of you are important, because im sure you all know your place, but it's been really cool hanging out here daily with each of yous guys. im sorry this last tournament was clusterbombed. this is probably worse than the "tournament that never was."(the one we were about to have before 3/11) it's like this is the sequel, huh. but it'll get fixed. who knows. maybe when(if) i get to come back i'll get to actually work one and it'll be successful. i can't imagine what you guys'll turn this place into without me. ....should be interesting.

in anycase, i'll close with a few short phrases to live by. "question everything and be somebody. thank you. god bless you. and god bless the ARA. SHIP IT!
WE OUT FAM, 5000!

I cannot say much. But it was fun sir. You shall be missed, and I hope to see you back here sooner rather than later.

"You all know your place."

Racist.

5000, Taylor.

Damn it!

Bye, Tay. I will look for you in Nevada one of these days.

Good luck comrade.

Most will keep it short and sweet (like a gay fidget), but I won't....To have the time, that we've had with you has been a true life experience, you've infuriated, confounded, AND enlightened numerous people, in our little internet family...When I first "met" Taylor, I thought he was a stupid kid, then.. he started to piss me off....eventually, I began to realize what he truly was doing...before he tried to let everyone know....Taylor is a true talent, and dare I say it....a genius. He reminds me of Andy Kauffman, who was so commited to his "character", that he almost never "broke" it, in an attempt to make us laugh, cry, think, and experience life to it fullest.....Okay...enough with the sounding like a eulogy bit....Taylor, I commend you for doing everything you've done here...but, I commend you even more, for the journey you are about to undertake...you truly are an inspiration, and I salute you! It is with great HOPE, that I look forward to the day you return to us, and tell us of your experiences, and whip us back into line, and keep us honest. I'm proud of you, and I can't wait to hear from you again...My prayers are with you, and I am proud to call you my friend.....(Now if you all will excuse me...I think I have something in my eye....)








SHIP IT!

just realized...he probably won't read of this.


lol

I'll honestly miss you. (no homo)

well, back sooner than i thought. now i look like an idiot. however its not my fault. i didnt know i was staying at brian's where there is a computer.

in any case, thanks guys. now i did want to hang out on here for a little while for the time that i have at a computer but i gotta say...i dont htink i can. im on a computer with jumbled font(shit looks like ET on atari. its ridiculous) and also....the room im in smells like pure vomit...i hope its not my socks. anyway, thanks for the kind words, and i'll keep you guys.

NOW im out for good.


unless when brian is at school i can jump on. i doubt it because theres some underaged chicks at a chinese food restaraunt with my name on them. (and hopefully my cock in them). i dont even LIKE chinese food! SHIP IT!

alright guys. 5000.

You're here! Oh great (unless you already left), now I get to let you know, my wife is pregnant (if I'm stealing your thunder too fucking bad ) AND I'm 98% sure that I'm the father. She's only 7 weeks or so along and we haven't told anybody yet so I just made you and the ARA who read this the first to find out. My wife told me that I should lie and tell you that we're naming the baby after you but only if it's a girl and I thought about but this sentence kind of screws that up. So, yeah, there now I told you so you can go to basic training and think of Big Daddy Wholesome and the Wholesome baby while you're trying to shit shower and shave in less than 5 minutes or when you're doing 100 push ups due to some white dude making a black joke that you didn't even here and his whole squad getting punished for it (that happened to my brother's unit/or whatever the hell they are called--they had to do push-ups while saying All Marines Are Green, hut, All Marines Are Green) or while you're doing laps because somebody didn't make there bed tight enough.

Good luck. We're Proud. I think you made a great decision to go. And thank you for serving my county. You will be missed....you already are. VDMF!

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

You're here! Oh great (unless you already left), now I get to let you know, my wife is pregnant (if I'm stealing your thunder too fucking bad ) AND I'm 98% sure that I'm the father. She's only 7 weeks or so along and we haven't told anybody yet so I just made you and the ARA who read this the first to find out. My wife told me that I should lie and tell you that we're naming the baby after you but only if it's a girl and I thought about but this sentence kind of screws that up. So, yeah, there now I told you so you can go to basic training and think of Big Daddy Wholesome and the Wholesome baby while you're trying to shit shower and shave in less than 5 minutes or when you're doing 100 push ups due to some white dude making a black joke that you didn't even here and his whole squad getting punished for it (that happened to my brother's unit/or whatever the hell they are called--they had to do push-ups while saying All Marines Are Green, hut, All Marines Are Green) or while you're doing laps because somebody didn't make there bed tight enough.

Good luck. We're Proud. I think you made a great decision to go. And thank you for serving my county. You will be missed....you already are. VDMF!

Warm it Up Wholesome (Big Daddy Kane reference)

That's great man. Congrats.


And Tayley. I can't say that I know you, in any sense, but I do know that whenever I read your posts I was sure to be thrown off guard. It won't be the same. (Yes I know he prob won't see this)

Congrats.

I hope your wife doesn't give birth to one of these.

True Believer wrote:

Congrats.

I hope your wife doesn't give birth to one of these.

7 kilograms!?!?!

Shadowrenderer wrote:

True Believer wrote:

Congrats.

I hope your wife doesn't give birth to one of these.

7 kilograms!?!?!

Kilograms? If only I'd have become a druggy at some point in life, they're the only ones who use metric on this side of the pond....is that just a American/British term?

Shadowrenderer wrote:

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

Shadowrenderer wrote:

True Believer wrote:

Congrats.

I hope your wife doesn't give birth to one of these.

7 kilograms!?!?!

Kilograms? If only I'd have become a druggy at some point in life, they're the only ones who use metric on this side of the pond....is that just a American/British term?

The pond thing? Yeah I've mostly heard it in ref. to UK/USA.

Usually a baby is over 3kg. 7 is just... insane!!!

It's like a baby that ate its twin in the womb.

Shadowrenderer wrote:

Mr.Wholesome wrote:

Shadowrenderer wrote:

True Believer wrote:

Congrats.

I hope your wife doesn't give birth to one of these.

7 kilograms!?!?!

Kilograms? If only I'd have become a druggy at some point in life, they're the only ones who use metric on this side of the pond....is that just a American/British term?

The pond thing? Yeah I've mostly heard it in ref. to UK/USA.

Usually a baby is over 3kg. 7 is just... insane!!!

It's gonna be awkward when he's the only kid in 3rd grade going through puberty.

And, I'm guessing the dad wont even have to wake up his wife when he wants "some" after this.

1 kg = 2.2 lbs. Damn, that's a lotta baby....

Congrats, Wholesome!

Tayley, this place is gonna be quieter without you. Good luck in yer endeavours and whatnot...

...Totally ruined this thread in my opinion TB

that was extremely disturbing.


But kudos Brian!

strangely enough, i'm actually going to really miss him.

I'm probably not going to check this thread till there is a new page, cause of those damn babies!